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[by Patrick
(twisted) Hardy]
Soldier
of Fortune were crossed with classic TV shows:
5.
Saddam
in the Middle (Malcolm in the Middle):
This TV show brings the out the true child in all of us. It stars Saddam
in his early years as a novice dictator. He struggles to understand himself,
but sometimes his temper gets the best of him. After being forgiven for
destroying a lot of oil in the Gulf War, he learns that life sucks and that
hookers were created to solve the problem.
4.
Beers
(Cheers):
After saving the world from terrorism, Mullins decides to take up the civilian
life. He soon finds a bar called Beers that seems almost too perfect. The
people there are always friendly, however, they are just a tad eccentric.
One of the barkeepers always spills beer on him and always praises Saddam
Hussein. Most of the people drive taxis and carry on normal manual labor
jobs. However, Mullins soon realizes this bar is another terrorist group
trying to end the world by serving bitter beer! He soon shuts down their
little operation and saves the one liquid that’s worth killing yourself
over!
3.
Mad about Amu (Mad about You):
Jamie and General Amu try to make sense out of the world while trying
not to be assassinated in the process. While taking a job as Saddam’s
humble sidekick, Jamie takes on the immense responsibilities of being
made a housewife. The pay may not be the greatest, but at least Saddam
built them a palace overlooking the desert! You will laugh and cry
while spending every moment with this down-to-earth couple.
2. Soldierfeld
(Seinfeld): Mullins confronts Taylor about her "man hands".
Kramer topples the fashion industry by introducing the "Bro", the
male version of the bra. Sam introduces the new phrase, "This pepperoni
is making me thirsty." Elaine seeks counseling after she is caught
doing the Electric Slide with Hawk at work. Many pointless scenes
like this demonstrate this show's mission to be about nothing.
1. 90911
(90210): The tragedy unfolds when Hawk finds out Sam has
another lover! Mullins is having second thoughts about marrying Taylor.
Dylan is afraid to tell Amu about his secret drug addiction and his
strange fetish for dressing up as a woman. Dekker can't decide if
he wants to get a green card. This show truly deals with real issues.
Have no fear, if the episodes become repetitive, throw in some new
characters and continue the show for another 10 years. |
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