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[by Patrick
(twisted) Hardy]
Reese
and twisted did E3 (Electronic Entertainment Expo):
5.
There
might be some little difficulties getting into the event. We would both
have to explain a thousand times that "Yes, we do actually work for S-o-F.com"
to Bubba, the humble security guard. Matters would be cleared up after Kenn
Hoekstra recognized Reese as the Mailbag guy.
4.
Mullins
would chill with us and he could scare people out of the lines so we could
play all the new games. The friendship would be cut short when Reese said
Mr. Mullins was a tad old and that he didn’t look like a military man. Reese
would pay dearly for this comment by receiving a black eye.
3.
We could set up a little autograph signing booth. Too bad our booth
was third stall from the door in the men’s bathroom. At least we bribed
John Carmack to ask for our autographs. Sadly, Carmack accidentally
threw the autographs in the nearest trash receptacle. That’s okay,
we understand his hand slipped and we would be glad to reimburse him
with our autographs.
2.
We showed up in our business suits which consisted of a
"Pac-Man Owns!" shirt and parachute pants. Reese and I were very excited
when we ranked #1 on the worse-dressed list! The trophy still shines
above my toilet today.
1. We won the "Win a Date with the Real Life Tomb Raider"
contest. Our date was taken to a romantic McDonald’s where she was
treated to a Super-Sized meal! This girl even told us her dreams of
becoming a rocket scientist and how much she loves our weekly columns.
She couldn’t help but laugh at Reese’s Bassie Awards! Don’t tell anyone
that we dumped out the contest’s ballots and put our names on 100
entry forms instead. What can I say? We are graceful cheaters! |
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