Article by Patrick 'twisted' Hardy
redneck hackers took over s-o-f.com:
[note, this logo was prior to our redesign]
5. the logo would be changed to include cock fights and popular
nascar drivers
3. the forums would be infested with cybersex messages between cousin
billy and sister daisy
4. the featured screen shot of the day would be replaced with the
featured sheep sex shot of the day
6. rednecks can't count so they put an extra "huwut if" situation
in
1. a new interview comes out, only instead of interviewing a raven
employee it is david duke talking about why john mullins is a "non-believer"
and should be hanged
2. the rednecks would kill Reese in a drunken rage and urinate on his
dead body, upon replacing his mailbag with a burning-dog-crap-bag |