Article by Patrick 'twisted' Hardy
Reese and twisted did E3 (Electronic Entertainment Expo):
5. There might be some little difficulties getting into
the event. We would both have to explain a thousand times that "Yes, we
do actually work for S-o-F.com" to Bubba, the humble security guard. Matters
would be cleared up after Kenn Hoekstra recognized Reese as the Mailbag
guy.
4. Mullins would chill with us and he could scare people out of
the lines so we could play all the new games. The friendship would be cut
short when Reese said Mr. Mullins was a tad old and that he didn’t look
like a military man. Reese would pay dearly for this comment by receiving
a black eye.
3. We could set up a little autograph signing booth. Too
bad our booth was third stall from the door in the men’s bathroom.
At least we bribed John Carmack to ask for our autographs. Sadly,
Carmack accidentally threw the autographs in the nearest trash receptacle.
That’s okay, we understand his hand slipped and we would be glad to
reimburse him with our autographs.
2. We showed up in our business suits which consisted of a
"Pac-Man Owns!" shirt and parachute pants. Reese and I were very excited
when we ranked #1 on the worse-dressed list! The trophy still shines
above my toilet today.
1. We won the "Win a Date with the Real Life Tomb Raider" contest.
Our date was taken to a romantic McDonald’s where she was treated
to a Super-Sized meal! This girl even told us her dreams of becoming
a rocket scientist and how much she loves our weekly columns. She
couldn’t help but laugh at Reese’s Bassie Awards! Don’t tell anyone
that we dumped out the contest’s ballots and put our names on 100
entry forms instead. What can I say? We are graceful cheaters! |
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