5. Marlon Brando: Armed with an ego the size of
New York City, this actor is meant to be avoided at all times! Remember
all that dough you made throughout the missions, well The Shop is taking
it away from you because Mr. Brando refused to be the boss unless he was
paid 5 million dollars.
4. Billy Blanks: Although this phat athlete can kick all our asses,
beware his cheesy acting the most. You could find yourself in a world of
boredom after he holds you in a trance while repeating a corny Subway plug,
"LUNCH! LUNCH! LUNCH!".
3. Milli Vanilli: I am sure you already know singing is their weakness,
however, this deadly duo has a few other tricks up their sleeve. If you
get too close, you may find yourself beaten to death by their long, crusty
dreadlocks and cheesy dance moves.
2. Richard Simmons: After defeating his morbidly obese followers,
prepare for the final battle! He won’t be that easy to beat considering
his terrible taste in music will come into play. Immediately, NSync’s "Bye,
Bye, Bye" will begin to play ominously, your best bet is to rip off his
wig which will destroy his confidence.
1. John Romero: Mastermind behind Daikatana as well, be prepared
to fight this extremely hard celeb. Before you fight him, you must live
through several "delays" and "fixes" until you meet him. Too bad that DK
will be put on hold yet again after Romero is disposed of. |
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