Article by Patrick 'twisted' Hardy
Pointless and stupid total conversions (TC) popped up in the SoF community,
such as:
5. Kenneth Starr TC. Imagine yourself as the hot-headed independent
councilman on the trail of President Bill Clinton. Your arsenal includes
puny weapons such as the Ultra Subpoena Spitter 4000. Featuring the brand
new FOOL engine for the mod, it supports 101 meaningless paper cut zones
that are used against the Secret Service. Caution: if you download this
mod you will be subject to appear in court under the allegations made by
real-life Starr.
4. Koala Bear TC. Lace up your Australian
forest ranger suit! Your mission, eliminate all poachers from your
conservation sector. Tools for your disposal, a flashlight and a
walkie-talkie! Some of the many environments you will encounter include
forests, forests, and forests! Marvel at koala poop on the ground,
monkeys throwing objects at you from atop the trees. If you succeed
through the 202 levels of boredom, you receive a fake Delta-Airline
pilot badge!
3. Suzy Homemaker TC. Put on your apron and get ready to
kick some ass! Journey through your 4 level house while you battle
the infamous Dust Bunnies! Mr. Clean and SuperVac 5000 are the only
things between life and death in this game. Featuring professional
actors for the Dust Bunnies’ voices, you will delight in hearing "Ackmadbad!"
and "UIUIZOO" as these dust bitches perish!
2. NASCAR TC. Strap on your cheesy NASCAR boots as you venture
into the world of rednecks. Stop the evil forces of Uncle Cleavis
from stealing alcohol from the local bitter beer stand. Many enemies
you will encounter include Cousin Vern, Sister Daisy, and the fat
Big Abner! Armed with your 2 by 4, expect this to be a Redneck Rampage
rip off, except a thousand times worse! The mod even features Smell-n-Puke
in which you can experience the odor of Grandma Norma’s armpits!
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1. Space Wars, 4010 A.D TC. Welcome to hell in a deep, cold, and
black world. You will command a star fighter that will battle with the
empire of Zarphos. Travel in light speed to 12 unique planets and gear
up for excitement. Weapons used by you include chain guns, laser cannons,
plasma launchers, and more! It features tons of unique features such as
voice communication, yadda yadda yadda.... Of course, this mod could never
be done with the SoF engine and is considered vapor-ware,
but it’s wishful thinking! |
