Article by Chris 'Reese' Beauregard
Well, this week I decided to be less sarcastic and actually answer peoples'
questions in a smart, reasonable manner. Who am I kidding, bring on the
insults! Don't forget to check out the coveted Bassie Award winner. ;)
From: andyq
Subject: LOST OF CD KEY OF FOLDIER OF FORTUNE
I JUST BOUGHT THIS GAME , BUT I LOST THE CD KEY OF FOS . CAN YOU SEND ME
THE CD KEY OF THIS GAME? THANKS A LOT
I am assuming that when you say FOS, you are referring to the game Fixed
On Spelling. Oh yeah, the CAPS lock key is above the left shift. That tricky
little bastard always evades me.
From: tommyturnip
Subject: <no subject>
In your favourite body parts to snipe poll, there is no throat option. I
insist that you remedy this asap as it is one of the more dificult and satisfying
shots (silent-ish kills and all that)
Hail to the king of all root vegetables, Baby!!! Bow down in their mighty
presence. (especially if you are carrot scum)
I am not sure of this, so don't quote me. But I always thought that if
a certain choice was not on the list...other might qualitfy as a good choice.
From: zXVertigo77X
Subject: <no subject>
HI I am new to Soldier of Fourtune and I was wondering if you could help
me get on the multiplayer. Every time I try to get on a server it says Enable
Downloads. Thanks for your time.
Is it just me or are all AOL slow...if you know what I mean.
From: Howdee787
Subject: listen up
i dunno what a pole is but i have to inform you of my review and ideas for
this game. soldier of fortune i one of the greatest games ive evered played.
i have many ideas for a sequel. for one level you should be all stealth
and u have to use stealth weapons. for another you should travel underwater.
another could be fighting in a plane. instead of having one boss to fight
u should fight one boss in about the middle of the game and another at the
end. for ur partner taylor either in the end john and get together or she
gets killed. i think she should get killed and heres how: either she betrays
john and goes the order or gets killed saving john or something. for locations
there should be in like mexico and make sure to have another snow level.
for weapons maybe add an assault rifle and youll think of other weapons
and for items get a gas bomb or something. in some cut scenes show john
use some karate or other weapons instead of the 9mm pistol. in 1 or 2 cutscenes
have john use his knives or have guns to him, hes weaponless, and he either
uses karate or flips up a knife, shovel, metal wrake or like sword to fight.
i hope u think about this and give it some thought,
a lover of sof,
Pat
Well alright, not all AOL people are slow... just 99.9% of them. Decent
suggestions for SoF2, except I want Mullins and Taylor to dance around singing
about jeans and khakis!
From: Quarantine
Subject: Jeez
You guys really need to stop being sarcastic bastards. =)
-quarantine
Ahh... my first fan!
From: gerarde, gogly
Subject: Hello
Hi from France
We here at S-o-F.com have an equal opprotunity mailbag. We like to present
idiots from all countries.
From: Anhphong
Subject: mailbaggie
Britney spears is short and somewhat stocky, flame me if you must but you
all know its true when compared to say..... Jesica Simpson. I realize this
has jack shit to do with SOF but she's just short, i suppose its easier
for her to bend down..... um nevermind
Oh agree completely. Oh yeah, sorry about the bruises on your mom's knees...um
nevermind.
From: Kerry Emery
Subject: <no subject>
Is it possible to zoom in with the sniper rifle i have looked through the
book but cant seem to find any info on it
great game
thank you
kerry
Is it possible for you to shut up?
From: Table4848
Subject: Subject: how to play
I am lost. Can you send me info on how to play the game. George
Well, playing SoF is very complicated, so I just recommend that you stick
to AOL Instand Messanger instead of games. Go get 'em, tiger!
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